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Hello there! My name is Kimberly and I adore long walks to the fridge ♥

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humorking:

throwback to the days when the words “i’m gay” were the scariest words i ever managed to say

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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

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all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

ok hannibal

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plasdickbottle:

when your parents let you stay home instead of being forced to go out with them

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me: *wakes up*

me: wheres my phone

me: *rips off blankets*

me: *hears loud thud*

me: there it is

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